To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son
Por FriendOrFlake 21 de noviembre de 2014
1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
Por daveroust 14 de agosto de 2011
when you are going to punch or hurt someone
Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"
Por Zachhyyy Whackeyy 22 de noviembre de 2014
English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
Por paleoderek 20 de noviembre de 2014
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
Por Adam Mateljan 27 de febrero de 2008
nasty or unbearable, originating from the pot smoking community
that was a harsh toke of a cliff i just jumped bro
Por stiger 19 de abril de 2003
Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"
"Ay man, what's gucci?
"Not much mane, jus chillen."
Por uyKing23 05 de marzo de 2009

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