ago 13
Shenanigans that will happen in the future
A: Yeah, I totally am going out with this girl
B: I call futurenanigans
A: Aw
Por JammySplodge 10 de agosto de 2015
ago 12
The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus.
Trace all the letters of the alphabet when going down on a woman, the method known wide and far by many, to give her the best oral sex of her life.
Por Poetess 21 de agosto de 2006
ago 11
When you text somebody and they read it but don't text back
°"Bryan guess who i was texting last night"

°"who"

°"shanice but she left me on seen after i asked her for head"
Por Divine;leelee 03 de agosto de 2015
ago 10
When you have taken so many drugs your mouth is at the other side of your face to your eyes
I'm going to do a picasso tonight, my face will be a picture.
Por bexscooper 04 de agosto de 2015
ago 9
A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
Por CuseWick 04 de agosto de 2015
ago 8
In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
Por Swaggy Boy 05 de agosto de 2015
ago 7
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
Por CamLT 03 de agosto de 2015
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