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The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
#election #disinterest #politicians #thieves #ed
Por ScottySlave 17 de enero de 2008
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When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
#foreplay #sex #chores #relationships #husbands and wives
Por american-wife 24 de enero de 2008
ene 28
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
#me #oneself #pronoun #i #myself
Por *subject name here* 11 de enero de 2008
ene 27
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
#bangin #slammin #three on my finger scale #attractive #hot
Por MC Gee 23 de enero de 2008
ene 26
Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
#blindness #lazy #blind #refridgerator blindness #refrigerator
Por ckarlo 23 de enero de 2008
ene 24
The female equivalent of a cock block.
I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
#cock block #bitch #mack #prevent #interrupt #steal
Por jacaranda 03 de diciembre de 2006
ene 23
PMS
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
Por PSisTEHsuxxors 23 de febrero de 2004
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