feb 3
When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants
I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut
Por Polygons 27 de enero de 2015
feb 2
The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)
I couldn't figure out what to write until I had a drinkspiration. drinkspire drinkspired drinkspiration drunkspiration drunkspired
Por Mollycadaver 27 de enero de 2015
feb 1
The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
Por TakesALickin 19 de julio de 2011
ene 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
Por Tommy Mats 28 de enero de 2015
ene 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
Por Trudub 29 de agosto de 2006
ene 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
Por Baconatordlx 26 de enero de 2015
ene 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
Por jmbx2007x 26 de enero de 2015

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