A girl who rides a mountain bike, but is helpless. She hangs with guys to do the dirty work of fixing her bike and driving her around. Ready to party with others for car rides and beer.
bicycle whore: (baby talk)I don't know how to change my tire. Could you do it for me?I'd do anything for help.
Guy: Sure. I know cute li'l girls can't do messy stuff like that.
A group of troll women that imply that they will give out sexual favors, but do not. The individual slut
is protected from putting out by her slut sisters.
Man:Hey baby, I know you want me, and I'm hot for you. Lets go to my bedroom and do it.
Slut 1: Er, Er I don't know....
Slut 2: Hey! Come to with me,Sister.I need help with something. Catch you later, Man.
Slut 1 &2 (Whisper and smile)We watch each other in our pack of sluts!
A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullsit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.
Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride?
Guy- I sure will. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas.
A girl that uses her charm and abundant bullshit to secure a free ride in a carpool. She acts cute and helplesss. The driver wouldn't think of collecting her share of the gas.
Carpool Whore- I really need a ride. Could you give a li'l girl like me a ride? I don't know what I'll do if I can't carpool with you!
Guy- I sure will give you a ride. You're sooo helpless and sweet. I couldn't take money from you for gas. I'll drive you anywhere!
A group of forest dwelling ugly biker skanks that take advantage of single and married men by baby talk, pig tails, talking outrageously and sexually. They don't care how the get to the woods so they can go "pants down". They don't back off their skankiness when asked. They will promise sexual favors that never are fufilled. They proclaim "pussies rule" to titillate men. The dirrrrty girrrls can't even write full sentences with out using obscure, mysterious abbreviations. They welcome all with open arms and open legs. They will do this for a car ride and a beer.
Man 1- Hey sluts, want beer?
Dirrrrty Girrrrls- Oh yes, we will get drunk because you are the DD (designated driver). We will be cute and funny, then drop our pants for you, but you can't touccchhhh! We don't care if you have a SO as long as we get off.
Opportunistic ,forest dwelling, bike riding slut
who poses with ass
protruding to camera. Leahhhh's goal is to gather male followers that will worship her and drive her around to events. She has been known to go "pants down" for a car ride or a beer. Leahhhh is the leader of a troll
group known as the Dirrrrty Girrrrls
Guy: Hey Leahhhh, need a ride to the bike ride. I have cold apricot beer.
Leahhhh- Oh yes, oh yes! Since you have beer too, oh yes. Ride or Die chick!!
The motto of "helpless" mountain bicycle girls. It qualifies their existence and attempts to prove pseudo toughness on dirt biking expeditions.
Li'l: This is fresh dirt.This trail has been on my list to do. Now is the time to ride it. Listen to my cry "Ride or die chick!".