An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.
John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"
A horror movie that's more amusing than scary, and probable wouldn't scare a toddler.
Dave: Did you get that director's cut of "My Bloody Valentine" yet, John?
John: Yeah, and it sucked. It was such a horrible horror, I bet Barney is scarier.
Jacob: You got it too? I sent it back yesterday and hoped for a refund.