(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.
(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.
2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.
In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.
(n). A very important person, often used in a derogatory context.
Uh oh, better look busy. Here comes the Big Shitter.
I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.
(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.
2. The testicles.
Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.
(n). Synonym for celluwhore
. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.
Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.