Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things
up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying
regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies
in direct proportion with
one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown
Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable
in this equation, and is not taken into account.