Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool
of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming
from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang
on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"
Spillage antics leading
to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot
to the position of Loom Raider
, Ruiner of Rugs.