Dude 1: Shit! I dropped
my gum on the ground right
next to that pile of dog shit and vomit. *Bends down to pick it up*
Dude 2: What the hell are you doing?!?!?
Dude 1: It's my last piece! It didn't pass the three
second rule...I'm chewin' it!!"
Dude 2: *gives Dude 1 the 'gas face'*