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3 definitions by Gordon Freeman

 
1.
A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
Por Gordon Freeman 31 de octubre de 2004
 
2.
A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.

Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
Por Gordon Freeman 08 de febrero de 2005
 
3.
soa't1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s)
adv.
In the condition or manner expressed or indicated; thus: Hold the brush sos.
Hey dude you are so gay!
Yea? soa't biatch!
Por Gordon Freeman 18 de abril de 2005