a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
25 de febrero de 2004
The Way Douchers like to spell his name.
Its Elliott Smith asshole!
21 de enero de 2005
one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs
he touched, whose twat
he fingered, who gave him his first hand job
, who let him put his penis
in her slit
, who gave him his first blowjob
or blow job
, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.
Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
25 de marzo de 2004
A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.
We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.
02 de marzo de 2004
A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!
I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
30 de marzo de 2004
1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.
2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.
3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot
1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.
2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"
3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.
29 de julio de 2003
A pyramid scheme
run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
10 de agosto de 2004