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1142.
(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz
Those tiny SLK's suck
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 10 de mayo de 2004
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1143.
a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)
When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 02 de mayo de 2004
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1144.
A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 22 de junio de 2004
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1145.
(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 09 de mayo de 2004
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1146.
A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 30 de abril de 2004
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1147.
(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 04 de mayo de 2004
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1148.
gay
The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
Por Kung-Fu Jesus 07 de mayo de 2004
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