9 definitions by Matt Whalley

Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.
She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!
Por Matt Whalley 17 de junio de 2003
Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids
Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole
Por Matt Whalley 14 de noviembre de 2003
A dim or stupid person, typically from the West Country in Britain. A Wernit is characterised by their use of the words 'Wernit' to mean 'Wasn't it' and 'Were' to mean 'Was'.
That were real good wernit?
Por Matt Whalley 09 de febrero de 2004
A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.
Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs
Por Matt Whalley 14 de noviembre de 2003
A spomo is a hybird of a spacker and a homo as defined above, but normally only in the realms of a person called Marc whose name ends with a c not a k
Marc liked being a spomo so much, he frequently licked the gwatch of bumgrapes because he is a MarmiteMiner
Por Matt Whalley 14 de noviembre de 2003
A concantenation of the two words 'Spacker' and 'Homo'.

Used to denote a person who is both a Spacker and a Homo.
Marc was a Spomo Flid of the highest order.
Por Matt Whalley 02 de septiembre de 2003
The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.
Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!
Por Matt Whalley 17 de junio de 2003

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