30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
Por Mike Comanche 04 de marzo de 2009
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
Por Mike Comanche 12 de marzo de 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
Por Mike Comanche 04 de marzo de 2009
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
Por Mike Comanche 04 de marzo de 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
Por Mike Comanche 10 de marzo de 2009
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
Por Mike Comanche 05 de marzo de 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
Por Mike Comanche 10 de marzo de 2009

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