2 definitions by Mike Melton (aka your dad)

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A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner
I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner
Por Mike Melton (aka your dad) 07 de abril de 2015
Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)
I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.
Por Mike Melton (aka your dad) 28 de julio de 2007

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