A satellite navigation system (satnav) that is shit because it has old or bad maps and/or software. It may have addresses missing, tell you to take routes that are no longer possible due to road changes or take so long to recalculate routes that you've already missed the turning.
Sorry I'm late. My shatnav didn't know about the new one way system.
10 de marzo de 2009
Goods not sourced ethically, the production of which may involve exploitation of workers by companies or middle-men. The opposite of
Unfairtrade goods are usually cheaper than fairtrade goods as no premium is paid to ensure the producer gets a fair price for the product.
"Shall we buy the fairtrade?"
"Nah. The unfairtrade is $2 cheaper."
27 de agosto de 2009
A very old or bad Blackberry email phone. The kind of crappy old device you get loaned for free by the company or store whilst your nice one is being fixed.
"Look at this Cackberry the store gave me. It must be 3 years old. can't wait to get mine back."
22 de julio de 2009
Acronym of "Just The Fucking Crew". Used in entertainment production to express displeasure when the crew perceives it's being treated badly compared with stars and production people.
"Cassandra and I will be staying at the Crowne Plaza. You've been booked into the Howard Johnson down the street."
"Yeah, We get it. We're JTFC."
03 de julio de 2009
To hold someone who is being a twat by the ankles and dangle him/her out the window or over the stairs until they promise not to be a twat any more.
We twatdangled the cleaner over the balcony until he promissed not to unplug the server to plug his vacuum cleaner in again.
02 de enero de 2009
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