3 definitions by Random Ohioan

Top Definition
An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.
Por Random Ohioan 26 de marzo de 2005
A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.
Weather: *sunny*
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*
Por Random Ohioan 26 de marzo de 2005
1. A source of ridicule for Ohioans; the butt of many common playground jokes for young Ohioan schoolchildren.
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'
I hardly even know what football is, but I DO know that Michigan sucks.
Por Random Ohioan 26 de marzo de 2005
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