The act of taking a poop in a bathroom so quickly and quietly, that others are lead
to think you simply took a leak or were
Usually required in bathrooms with
thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear
the quietest of bathroom activity.
tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time
at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet
doors and medicine mirrors
to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing
hands, use this bonus time
to spray a noisy aerosol
freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol
spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell
of your toilet baby
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning
on the bathroom
fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning
the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People
think that a fan was not needed after
the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce
, but you did.
Girls have long practiced
the art of ninja pooping, and can go a lifetime without ever having
to admit to going #2
Tom - "Dude I just
took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like
Tom - "I know. Ninja
Dan - "Oh, right
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."