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4 definitions by Speedbag

 
1.
The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
Por speedbag 24 de marzo de 2009
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2.
A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.
Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.
Por speedbag 12 de marzo de 2009
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3.
A woman (usually a hooker) that's a germaphobe who constantly sprays her male partner's (usually refered to as a John) cock with a spray bottle of germacide during sex.
That crazy bitch was a sprayer. She kept spraying my dick with a bottle of sanitizer and puting on a new rubber. Wsshh, wsshh every couple minutes.
Por speedbag 07 de marzo de 2009
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4.
Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
Por Speedbag 07 de marzo de 2009
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