38 definitions by Teratogen

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
Por Teratogen 15 de septiembre de 2010
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
Por Teratogen 11 de junio de 2011
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
Por Teratogen 08 de mayo de 2011
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
Por Teratogen 28 de diciembre de 2012
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
Por Teratogen 21 de diciembre de 2011
Passed out from alcohol or drugs.
I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
Por Teratogen 03 de mayo de 2011
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
Por Teratogen 12 de junio de 2011

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