When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified
doctor) grabs a pair of blue
colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode
for a moment, thinks a sick joke
about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking
"is this guy really a doctor..."
Ok, young man are you ready
for your physical?
Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take
off your underwear so I can check
Oh you funny boy I need
your testicles if you have a sickness
or else you won't be able to play any sports.
Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...Doctor
"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"Doctor
Ok, let me just get these little gloves
here so we may begin. You ready
your head and cough, please.