53 definitions by Uncle Beasley

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The water bong is a smoking device designed for smoking tobacco or(smokable) narcotics (i.e.Marijuana, methamphetamine, rock (or "crack") cocaine, hashish, Di-Methyl Triptamine(DMT), etc.). Water bongs generally have six parts...The smoke tube, the suck tube, the bong (water receptacle), tobacco/drug holder, carb and hand splint. The bong is basically a sealed chamber...To smoke, first the bong is half-filled with water. A tube with a tobacco/drug holder on the end is inserted in the chamber and the water, while another tube with a mouthpiece on the end is also inserted yet remaining above the water level. The tobacco/dope is put onto the tobacco/drug holder, and then lit. The smoker then sucks on the mouthpiece. This depletes air pressure in the chamber, causing the air to travel from the bowl, through the water, into the chamber, then into the lungs, pulling the smoke with it. The water filters and cools the smoke. The smoker usually gets a couple of hits after the chamber is filled up with smoke.
After Connie took a Huge hit off the water bong, she then knocked it over, spilling the bong water all over the sofa and carpet...Sofa smelled like Brick Weed for a month!
Por Uncle Beasley 28 de junio de 2006
A time span implying a very long time
Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!
Por Uncle Beasley 03 de abril de 2006
A phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine...A feeling as if yer ears are ringing.
That coke blast gave me a hella bell ringer
Por Uncle Beasley 03 de abril de 2006
To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.
Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?
Por Uncle Beasley 30 de agosto de 2006
An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion
Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!
Por Uncle Beasley 03 de abril de 2006
A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
Por Uncle Beasley 03 de abril de 2006
To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.
On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.
Por Uncle Beasley 03 de abril de 2006
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