Another name for a mans penis
"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
18 de octubre de 2005
The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
Don't fuck with Hector, He's strappin a big five.
29 de enero de 2006
1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.
2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.
3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.
4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.
2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.
3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.
4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
31 de enero de 2006
The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.
Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.
My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.
18 de julio de 2008
Shortened form of the term White Lightning, meaning moonshine.
Got a '65 GTO, riding low with a few gallons of lightning in the trunk.
12 de marzo de 2008
A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream
wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
05 de noviembre de 2007
Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
31 de diciembre de 2006