A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.
person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.
Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
The motion some women and mostly soul divas make with their necks when giving their men attitude. Not an easilyaccomplishedmotion involving moving the head and neck in opposite directions.
dude 1: Hey dude, why you so down?
dude 2: dude, ma girl dumped me last night, she was all up in my face saying "you don't own me" and giving me hella Neckttitude.
dude 1: sounds rough dude, I hate that. Tried giving it back once and ended up in hospital.
dude 1: dude....