A stupid german person who is insistant
on nabbing all the sunbeds with their towels
at early hours, before other hotel guests.
Person 1: Woah, he's up early! Must
be going for some early morning swimming!
Person 2: Nah, he's got too many towels
to be swimming; look, he's taking up the sunbeds near the umbrella and pool bar! Stupid Alemaniac