41 definitions by char h

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
Por Char H 19 de abril de 2007
A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.
"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"
Por Char H 29 de enero de 2006
Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.
"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."
Por Char H 08 de enero de 2006
An item taken from you that you want back. Taken from the scene in the movie "Suicide Kings" where Dennis Leary's charachter takes an old homeless man's bucket from him, and so the old man says "That's my busket."
"hey, that's my busket! gimmie it back"
Por Char H 08 de enero de 2006
A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck
Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"
Por Char H 08 de enero de 2006
1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
Por Char H 08 de enero de 2006
A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.
"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"
Por Char H 08 de enero de 2006

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