4 definitions by fred-of-fred

Brainless. Lacking in intelligence.
My brother in-law is a gormless twit.
Por fred-of-fred 23 de noviembre de 2004
Distributer of Anime, Manga and Sci-Fi titles.
Otaku: ADV just released Milk-Chan volume3. You gonna buy?
Other Otaku: Naw, I'll watch it on Adult Swim.
Por fred-of-fred 18 de noviembre de 2004
Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.
What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.
Por fred-of-fred 22 de diciembre de 2004
An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
Por fred-of-fred 30 de diciembre de 2004

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