The sauce is an undefinable personality trait that some women possess. It could best be described as sexual confidence, or flirtyness, but it's not quite either. Everyone knows it exsists, but no one really has a name for it, hence the name.
The sauce is very important. As Sizzles law of attraction states: a physically attractive woman who has no sauce, is less attractive than a physically less attractive woman with the sauce.
For an analogy: You could have some of the best egg noodles with no sauce, but they won't be nearly as good as some ramen noodles with awesome sauce on them.
"That chick walked by, said hey, and looked over her shoulder and smiled and winked at me as she passed. That chick has the sauce!"
A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.
When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!
A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.
Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided
The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!
I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!
A terminology is a completely made-up slang term, or phrase. Sometimes the catch on, sometimes they don't
dude 1: "Oh snap! You wanna hear the new terminology I cooked up last night?"
dude 2: "Uh-oh"
dude 1: "check this out: I'm gonna call something cool that happens a 'seismic anomaly'"
dude 2: "okay, that's a terminology I can get into!"
Google That Shit. A response to when someone asks a question and you either: A) Do not have the answer, or B) Have the answer and the question asker does not believe you.
GTS can also be used to end a sentence that is unbelievable to add credibility.
Person 1: "How many cups are in a quart"
Person 2: "GTS Baby!"
Person 1: "How many cups in a quart?"
Person 2: "Four cups."
Person 1: "Yeah right!"
Person 2: "GTS!"
Person 2: "There are four cups in a quart, GTS!"