DEFINITION: A person who does not live in a coastal community, lives inland, but does visit the coast
on occassion. Most often used to describe such a person when they are on the beach, or a tourist (also see kook or barney).
IDENTIFICATION AND USAGE: Valleys usually stick out like a sore thumb. Sometimes they wear hawaiian
shirts or other clothes they think a surfer
(but no surfer
kind of poser stuff
so they stick out). If you see someone littering on the beach, chances are it's a valley. Old people and people that
have their crap together
usually don't get labeled 'valley' even if they are from out of town. The term is usually only used to describe meatheads or gangsters with their bimbo girlfriends sitting
around their boombox listening to atrocious valley music and boogie boarding. However, if you fit the description
of kook, and are from the valley, you are definately a valley, no matter how nice
you are. On occassion, the term can be used against an entire family, but only if the dad is a maggot, the wife is a bimbo, and the kids are total brats. However, young children are usually are exempt. If you see someone being rescued by a lifeguard, or if the coast
guard helicopter has to come and save
someone, it's usually to pick up some valley. Most locals can either swim or know better.