18 definitions by titwanker

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.
Por titwanker 10 de abril de 2003
Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.
Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.
Por titwanker 20 de julio de 2004
The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.
Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.
Por titwanker 10 de abril de 2003
A Festival of Wank. A Proliferation of toss. An excess of jizz. A massive accumulation of useless remnants resulting from a bunch of wankers tossing all over their keyboards.
UrbanDictionary is a total wankfest.
Por Titwanker 22 de mayo de 2004
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
Por titwanker 10 de abril de 2003
Beef curtains. In polite circles, used as a euphemism to avoid the more direct reference to cunt.
Fucking Jesus! That tart's skirt is showing her pissflaps.
Por titwanker 29 de mayo de 2003
Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
Por titwanker 10 de abril de 2003

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