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12 definitions by vallada

 
8.
You know you're a redneck when version of saying "i'm going to ejaculate in her.
nut + in + her
(sounds great phonetically)
"Im gonna take Lucille back around the barn and nut'ner."
Por vallada 16 de noviembre de 2009
 
9.
This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
Por vallada 04 de noviembre de 2009
 
10.
Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.
I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.
Por vallada 16 de agosto de 2010
 
11.
Receiving a friction burn usually associated by rubbing the arm with both hands in opposite directions, but done to a male erection during a hand job.
-"Damn dude, my girl was givin' me a hand job and her hands where like sand paper, my dick feels like it's on fire!"

-"Sounds like she gave you an Indian Job."
Por Vallada 03 de marzo de 2009
 
12.
believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term
-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."
Por vallada 16 de noviembre de 2009