However, if you ask the general populace, the story changes dramatically.
To them, Alliance, Nebraska is a drama fueled, beer flowing, whore house where any word you utter shall eventually reach the town gossips and be spread through the fields of nebraska like wildfire. Drama is a local form of entertainment, and alcohol usually does not take very long to become part of this entertainment. A word of wisdom: avoid the women in this town, this is more than just the simple banter of an annoyed onlooker... People have been warned before.
Guy 2: "Don't do it man, your child will grow into a retarded, herpes bearing, drunk."