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1.
A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.
"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".
Por Urban Dictionary 26 de enero de 2004
 
2.
Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
Por Briefs 14 de mayo de 2006
 
3.
a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
Por Devon 23 de marzo de 2005
 
4.
Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.
Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please
Por mirgine 27 de diciembre de 2007
 
5.
expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.
"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"
Por Margaret 17 de noviembre de 2004
 
6.
A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.
Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.
Por The Man Who Stares At Floats 03 de mayo de 2010
 
7.
Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.
Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*
Por Epicnessincarnate 16 de agosto de 2009