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1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
Por fan 19 de mayo de 2004
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
Por Morning Sunshine 15 de septiembre de 2010
a black bitch
Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn
Por foppymcfopfop 16 de febrero de 2011
An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.
Por chets 06 de julio de 2012
A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch
That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.
Por Thatgirlbeshadydoa 22 de abril de 2015
(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
Por Ninjombie 30 de octubre de 2013
A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.
"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch
Por Lord Haval 07 de octubre de 2010

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