Top Definition
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
Por AKACroatalin 10 de enero de 2016
(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.
"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."
#starcraft #blizzard #computer games #real-time strategy #real time strategy #rts
Por DgDeBx 29 de enero de 2012
An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
Don't cry, craft.
#dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #crafting #craft
Por juliaock 08 de septiembre de 2015
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
Por Ciiberus 01 de diciembre de 2003
C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
#c.r.a.f.t #memory #forgetting #moments #aaah
Por The-Twitching-Peanut 09 de enero de 2006
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
Por Ashley St. Claire 14 de marzo de 2003
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"
#drunk #comatose #blacked out #hungover #spaced out #blank #amnesia
Por mrmackey 06 de mayo de 2010
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