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Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Por the whale's vagina 15 de junio de 2013
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The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.
"What ethnicity is Calum Hood?"

"Nobody knows, but he sure is cute!"
Por aybby 01 de octubre de 2012
Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."
Por haimynameismorgan 07 de mayo de 2013
A very gorgeous human being that also happens to be a sex god that will plow anyone's pussy and belongs to a girl named Samantha Gilbert A.K.A. @cthxmuke on twitter
You: "Do you know who Calum Hood is?"

Samantha Gilbert: "OF COURSE I DO HE'S MY BAE
Por Frank Gioia is bæ 06 de agosto de 2015
Calum hood is the bassist of the australian pop band 5 seconds of summer. he a 19 year old boy who thinks he can get away with anything because he's worshiped by 15 year old girls. he doesn't care about his fans no matter what they think, he has run away from them and been rude to them before. he has absolutely no respect for anyone who isn't a celebrity that he likes, such as his musical inspirations. he is too young to understand how lucky he is to be where he is.
don't be such a calum hood!
Por escarno 06 de abril de 2015

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