Top Definition
To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke
Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.
#masturbate #jerk off #bash the bishop #wank #clobber the kalamari
Por magnolia_mikey 04 de abril de 2009
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