Top Definition
When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
Por kOrEAn Bbq 08 de mayo de 2013
Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
Por Jawsh00 03 de julio de 2015
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
Por foooswagga-7 14 de abril de 2013
To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.
Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
Por Evan Estaog 29 de febrero de 2012

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