Top Definition
Fowler's Percentage: 70 - 75%
Bit more than a semi, but not quite fully erect.
I was sporting a Fowler when I saw her!
Por CretinFowler 23 de abril de 2008
Fowler is the act of finding out a girl/guy is engaged, and doing everything in your power to hook up with him/her once last time.
"Dude, my ex just got engaged. She's getting married next year"
"Dude, you have 6 months to pull a fowler. No problem."
Por Abe Froman Ohio 21 de septiembre de 2005
One that displays highly pretentious, demeaning and abusive behaviors when interacting with people they believe are inferior. A Fowler will talk ad nauseum about their Mensa-esque IQ but exhibit catastrophically low social skills, even on TV or in front of their own children. A Fowler is so odious that they offend multiple people or cultures simultaneously. A Fowler may be accompanied by a life partner who is gratuitously enabling and oblivious secondary to cerebral damage incurred by new age holistic posturing. Reference: Stephen Fowler, Wife Swap episode.
"What a fowler! He just lost his board seat because he was such a douche on TV!"
Por stephenfowlersucksdotcom 10 de febrero de 2009
A Fowler is something/someone who has a penchant for extreme Bukake. This can either be watching, performing or having it performed on them
Wow that guys a real Fowler
Por Jojothemonk3y 27 de mayo de 2013
A person who sets snares and lies in wait for prey. Derived from the word "fowl", common prey for trappers in old times. The word also gained popularity in the years of Early Modern English (Shakespheare, the King James version of the Bible) as a symbolic term for a person who maliciously uses deception to ensnare or trap others.
Surely, HE will deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Now that fowler is defined, you are probably wondering what "noisome" means. To be continued.
Por JJfats32 15 de diciembre de 2013
A Fowler can be found lurking in the shadows near any young woman, particularly blondes. It will use all it's charm and charisma in an extravogant dance to entice aforementioned young women into it's lair where the intent would be to perform an ancient mating ritual. The reality however is that once close to the prey, the Fowler will turn a brilliant shade of red and retract from the situation. The Fowler will then return to it's lair alone, and take up residence on the seat facing his desk with "red tube" on his computer screen.
Girl 1: "Did you see that guy checking you out?"
Girl 2: "Yeah but he looks like a total Fowler!"
Por bantsbabes 04 de mayo de 2011
A gesture one does when something stupid or obvious is said. The gesture is done by taking your right arm and hitting the left side of your chest repeatably. The equivalent of a face palm. Created by the best teacher ever.
Person 1: People die if they are killed.
Person 2: No way! *Fowlers*
Por IG5 05 de noviembre de 2008

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