Top Definition
Weighing what you have on the internet compared to others. As to show off or brag.
Whats the size of your internet dick?

A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?

Guy two; I have 50.

Guy one; ha loser.

B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.

Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
Por Wolfen65 19 de septiembre de 2015
When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.
Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.
Por carinah 04 de junio de 2013

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