masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
#jack #shit #nothing to do #masturbation #bored #jerking off
Por TknucksSucks 01 de noviembre de 2010
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
#shit #jack schitt #poker hand #jack #one-eyed jack
Por stinkygordo 07 de octubre de 2008
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
#jackshit #handjob #blumpkin #hand job #jack shit
Por jackshit 04 de marzo de 2008
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
#bullshit #diddly #diddly squat #jack squat #jack
Por bumpie 22 de enero de 2006
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
Por Joe Bone 11 de marzo de 2005
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
Por KROD 13 de diciembre de 2004
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