A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
Por Mayur03 24 de octubre de 2010
Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
Por Raabbdogg 08 de abril de 2009
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
Por Figleaf23 19 de enero de 2009
A sleezy sexual act.
"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
Por Beast Mode 09 de marzo de 2005
to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."

"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"

"Joust or What?!?"
Por Bob Dole 11 de enero de 2005
To bang or have sex with.
Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.
Por SinneR'sLair 26 de julio de 2008
The only indisputable way to determine who's penis is larger. This is done by having the two men in question drop trousers, achieve full erections and walk slowly towards one another (slightly off-center). Whichever person's erection touches the other person first truely has a larger penis.
Mike and Eric were arguing about who's penis was bigger, so they had a joust to settle it once and for all.
Por Miles Amodeo 02 de julio de 2008

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