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Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.
Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?
Por Mr. Brooks 6669 28 de enero de 2011

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