Derived from the world of chan, nou is the universal comeback to any statement when one has no intelligent comeback, or simply wants to be an arrogant asshole. It as an acronym for No you, or no u.

Unlike the famous "lol" or "omg" this word has a very poor chance of being remembered as an internet acronym, so stop using it. Gaia fagggots.

Now more commonly typed as "nou", rather than "no you" or "no u".

Using this word in an argument may cause your friends to think you as simple minded/retarded/a dick.
1: fishluv24: Why are you and Rachael going out? She's ugly as fuck, dude!
datwunguiolol: nou (No, you)

2: Phone: Jeremy? Hey, I need you to go pick up supper for me. It's getting late and your sister is probably hungry.
Teen: nou (No, you)
Por Indeeeeee 25 de julio de 2008
nou
nou is a shortened version of "no you" and is the most response in existence, whether as a comeback or a random comment with no purpose.

--should be used in all caps for maximum effect "NOU"
Examples:

1. Dad "Take out the trash."

Kid "NOU"

2. Girl "I love you."

Kid "NOU"
Por NOU!! 16 de abril de 2010
Generic answer to almost all statements. Often used in a random sense.
John: Dude, you fail.
Tim: NO U.
Por Someguy66 29 de mayo de 2009
NOU
The perfect comeback to any insult that is thrown at you. If you keep saying nou then the person offending you will get annoyed and stop :).
Nou
Por Manbungoed 28 de julio de 2010
The one and only continuous never ending debate with a single argument, being the counter argument itself. Several persons may join the debate at any time, not causing any interruption or disruption.
(... Hours later)

-no u
-No you.
-No u.
-Hi there...
-no you.
-NO YOU
-no u
-NO U
-Later..
-No you
-no uu
-NO you
-NOu YoU
-no uou
-no you
-no u

(...)
Por #Hole 16 de enero de 2010
good sense, wits, practical intellegence, horse sense
My class professor doesn't have the nous to avoid
back alleys.
Por John West 12 de abril de 2006
French for "we."
Nous etudions en classe.
Por Joe Butler 14 de febrero de 2004

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