Top Definition
To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
Por ashraptor 31 de marzo de 2010
10 Words related to Release the kraken
The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.
Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"
Por Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 16 de enero de 2011
A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
Por RedZebra 26 de noviembre de 2010
–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
Por Kompute Kellys 07 de abril de 2010
Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit
I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.
Por The Zohon 04 de enero de 2015
When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
Por valet6969 05 de octubre de 2010
to take a massive shit
My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.
Por el_duderino_ 18 de marzo de 2010

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