verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
Por Kyle Faber 17 de agosto de 2007
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
Por Captain Correct 12 de enero de 2008
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
Por Smokin Ice Cube 14 de febrero de 2009
A girl version of the douche bag
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
Por Wesd 03 de marzo de 2008
a Crazy stalker.
That Schwab won't leave me alone!
Por Towarnu 01 de enero de 2010
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
Por catastrophysics 29 de mayo de 2006
The act of performing oral sex on a male.
Hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
Por khsmile4 06 de agosto de 2011

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