A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
Por goneinaday 20 de marzo de 2012
a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
Por mdidley 09 de septiembre de 2011
also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
Por McMacHack 11 de diciembre de 2010
a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
Por deuces2deuces 26 de noviembre de 2010
A semi-attractive yet overweight girl at a sex or swingers club, uncomfortable with her surroundings but awkwardly trying to join in the fun. Likely to have a lower-back tattoo.
Veteran Swinger: Man, I wish that squid would loosen up and get in line for the gangbang.
Por Horny Patty 13 de octubre de 2010
Made popular by Japanese Adult videos, a female is said to "squid" when she is fingered to the point where she can no longer control her body, releasing body fluids. The naming of this action of squirting of urine, cum or both is comes from a squid shooting it's ink.
Did he make her squid?

Yes, she shot all over!
Por RuTang 18 de diciembre de 2009
a dance move created by a derby man its fukin nolan
to flap your arms around another person whilst a dancey track is on as if your squid ing
Por martz989 29 de septiembre de 2009

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