Metaller: do I know you?
Towny2: Oooh, did ya hear that? He called your sister a tart!
Towny1: Well, i'll knife ya, ya blingin fizzle shizzle gangsta muthafugga!
Towny1 and 2 and 3 and 4 etc: (knifes metaller several times)
Towny563: well wouldyou look at dat, izzn't it! He's got 5p in his pocket!
(townies fight over the first piece of money they've ever seen in their council house scum lives.)