He is very dangerous.
"what the hell happened?!"
"he insulted Big D"
"... oh god. Thats worse then being dead!"
Three guys from school kept on bullying steve. Steve asked Big D for help. Those three guys moved to Russia. Then died in their sleep. The cause is unknown, scientists believed they were dreaming of Big D.
4) Self proclaimed "crazy redneck" from North Carolina who entertains many people with his stories, songs, and motivational speeches. He has a long beard, frequently wears a bandanna and sunglasses, and known for his trademark catchphrase "hey mullyfucker"
2) Eating all that buffet food gave me an attack of the Big D
3) Chuck and his wife have been having problems for a long time. Rumor has it the Big D might be in the near future.
4) Big D the crazy redneck is an inspirational role model. HEY MULLYFUCKER HEY!